The Signing of
The Declaration
of the
In-dih-pendance
Welcome to the United States of Dih (USDih), the meme coin that’s one giant, patriotic salute to the absurdity of internet culture!
Why buy it?
Because it’s the only currency backed by the sheer power of big 'dih' energy—think of it as a financial flex for the brave and unapologetic. It’s funny because it flips the bird to stuffy Wall Street suits while waving a star-spangled dong at the crypto normies.
Meme lore?
Picture a founding father, George Washindih, signing the Declaration of In-Dih-pendence with a quill made of pure chaos. Buy USDih to join the revolution—because in this economy, you either hodl the dih or get wrecked by it!
The 7 Dih Commandments
1. Thou shalt never short a Dih in an uptrend.
2. A rising Dih lifts all boats.
3. The Federal Dih-serve controls the money printer.
4. Diamond hands hold the Dih through volatility.
5. The Dih-to-GDP ratio is the only metric that matters.
6. Time in the Dih beats timing the Dih.
7. Diversify your Dih portfolio for maximum gains.
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